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(intro jingle)
(Belgrade, Serbia) (dramatic music)
Geronimo.
It's not like the NSA to be late.
There was an armed guard on the way in.
It's nothing I couldn't handle.
Do you have the drive?
See that gentleman over there?
Next to the dame in red?
It's in his breast pocket.
I'll make the pull and pass it to you.
(dramatic spy music)
Bro, are you reading this?
Who is this guy?
His name is Watts.
Let me just see if he's gay.
Awesome.
Thank you.
(keyboard clacking)
Oh, yeah, he's super-gay.
Good, good, good.
Now, how do I let him know that I'm queer too?
Why don't you just say that?
Ew, no.
"Hey, I'm also a total homo."
(stammers)
It's awkward.
Why?
Because then its like I'm gonna hit on him.
But you are gonna hit on him?
Yes, but I don't want him to know that.
No, I just have to hint at it.
Hey, dude?
Please just spy, you know.
This hard drive can stop worldwide cyber attacks.
Just, focus up for a little bit.
I will, I just...
Oh, those fucking haunches.
(growls)
I don't know exactly what a haunch is.
- It's the part, - I can figure it out.
And he says to me,
"A good suit ages like a fine wine,"
And like wine, its only worthwhile when its expensive.
(laughter)
You guys talking about bars?
I love that bar, Rawhide.
Yeah, Rawhide is pretty wild.
Jesus Christ.
You guys ever been to Rawhide?
Watts?
I don't believe so.
I think you'd like it.
I think you and I have a lot in common.
(clears throat)
It's a fine evening for a party.
You know, I'm a little bummed its tonight,
'cause Drag Race is on.
I love Drag Race.
Me too.
Watts?
Uh, I've never seen it.
Ah, I love it.
You know I used to do drag in college?
Really?
No, but, I always thought I could.
You know, I always thought I'd really fit in that world.
Just leave!
You have the drive!
Oh, you uh, you got a little something.
Holy shit.
Oh okay.
Did he have something in his hair?
Yeah.
I didn't see anything.
It was there.
Well what was it?
(Over earpiece) Fucking stop it!
What was that?
Uh, you know what?
I think that was my phone.
Hey, maybe it was my Grindr?
You guys ever seen Grindr?
Here take a look.
That's my profile.
Are you really 24?
Yes.
You know, maybe it wasn't Grindr.
I think it was a text from my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah, boy friend.
My ex boyfriend, whose a boy.
That's so sad.
When did you break up?
Uh, a long time ago.
Ugh and he still texts you, hmm?
Yeah he's kinda clingy.
Is that your type?
My type is any guy, okay?
Any guy.
Just, uh, any guy.
Do you have low standards?
What are you doing?
What's happening?
Are you a shrink?
Are you a therapist?
Are you giving me therapy right here?
(continues ranting)
Excuse me, sir?
You have a phone call.
No, I don't.
Hey, how about after this,
we could, um,
Hey, uh, you gotta a little something right there.
Got it.
God damnit.
(outro sting)
Hey it's Grant from CollegeHumor.
Click here to subscribe to the channel.
Click here for more fun stuff.
And, sorry,
guys, it feels like I'm out.
Am I out?
Because I can like,
I can see the top of the camera,
so it's...is this better?
Alright, it feels worse.
Okay, well, thanks for watching.
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Liang Chen 發佈於 2018 年 9 月 11 日   Liang Chen 翻譯   Evangeline 審核
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